Hey Adams fam, it’s Angel, your resident Aquarius with a Bravo addiction! The Valley just dropped another messy gem with Episode 4. Spoiler alert: if you thought Kristen’s getaway was going to be zen and drama-free… you must be new here!

I wanted to take this time to just share quick thoughts and introduce myself to everyone!

Let’s start with Jesse, who rolled up to this “relaxing” trip in a full-on racing outfit like it was a Monaco Grand Prix. Sir, this is a group trip, not Fast & Furious: Valley Edition. Of course, he couldn’t help but stir the pot, flex a little, and play the victim when the vibes turned south. And yes, he once again threatened to bounce. Snooze.

Now let’s talk about the ghost in the group chat: Jax. This man is literally in rehab and still managing to be the villain of the episode. His bad decisions continue to haunt the cast, especially poor Brittany, who’s left cleaning up emotional wreckage while he’s MIA. Protect this woman at all costs!

Honestly? These trips bring out the absolute worst in everyone. Kristen tried her best, but this group couldn’t chill if they were wrapped in silk robes and soaking in a sound bath. And let’s be real—I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Another week, another meltdown. Catch you next episode… front row, as always. Thanks for letting me introduce myself! I’ll start writing FULL recaps of The Valley beginning next week!

— Angel 🖤

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