Up and Adam!


Okay, okay… gather round. Bravo just dropped a bombshell, and I haven’t stopped pacing since it was announced. We’re officially getting The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and let me just say: this cast might be small-town, but the vibes are giving Giudice-sized drama.


Now, let me set expectations: Bravo hasn’t confirmed the lineup (yet), but the rumored cast is already serving aesthetic injectables, NFL wives, and Sinatra impersonators. Let’s break down these fabulous Ocean State ladies who are rumored to be joining the franchise, because I know you’re nosy (same).


💉 The Rumored Cast (aka Glam Meets Gossip)

Brianna LaTorre

Master injector, nurse practitioner, aesthetic queen.

Jo-Ellen Tiberi

Mom of three, married to loan officer Gary Tiberi. Just sounds like a woman who will throw a mimosa and pray with you after.

Monique Pass

Wife of retired NFL player Patrick Pass and mom of two. I’m already imagining charity galas, luxury cars, and a closet tour.

Elizabeth McGraw

Former model with ties to MLB legend John McGraw. So yes, she’s got baseball royalty in her blood. Also, from social media it seems she’s very close to Dolores Catania (we’ll get into that in a minute!)

Alicia Carmody

Hairstylist, mom, entrepreneur.

Rosie Woods

Former news anchor turned DJ/MC married to a Frank Sinatra impersonator. You guys… this is a fever dream, and I am INTO IT.

Stephanie Costa

Nurse practitioner (yes, another one — RHORI is injected with expertise) and newlywed.

Kelsey Swanson

Makeup and hair stylist, former Miss Rhode Island USA 2017. This queen has a crown, I’m SOLD.


🛍️ Spotted at the Mall… So It’s Basically Confirmed


All eight of these women were spotted together at a Boston mall, which is basically the Northeast Housewives version of breaking the fourth wall. Bravo detectives clocked it, and the rumors went full-blown RHONY reboot-level viral.

🐾 Enter Dolores Catania… Maybe?

Now here’s where it gets spicy. Deux U, the podcast by DeuxMoi (yes, our shady internet bestie), claims that Dolores Catania from RHONJ might be joining the RHORI cast. According to the rumor mill, she’s allegedly moving to Rhode Island… and honestly, I’m screaming.

“The twist is: I had heard from a couple people now that Dolores Catania from Housewives of New Jersey is moving to Rhode Island and is going to be part of the Rhode Island cast,” DeuxMoi teased.

Dolores has been a staple in Jersey for years, and with RHONJ currently in a holding pattern, this could be her pivot. Also, isn’t Pauly D from Rhode Island? The Bravo-universe connections run deep.


🇮🇹 Italian Roots & Interwoven Friendships?

Andy Cohen said he’s excited because the cast has “strong Italian heritage and interconnected relationships.” Translation: we’re about to get Real Housewives of Sopranos-Lite and I am HERE for it.

Dolores would fit in perfectly. If these women are truly connected behind the scenes, we might finally get a cast that actually knows each other and doesn’t just meet at a group brunch in Episode 3.


💬 RHORI: Let’s Hear Your Thoughts

So, I promised Adam I’d stick to celebrity news this week, but you know I can’t resist Housewives gossip. The Real Housewives of Rhode Island might be Bravo’s biggest wildcard yet… but if the rumors are true? It could also be the best shake-up since Potomac.

Are you into this cast? Would Dolores be a good fit? Should we be worried for Jersey?

Drop your thoughts in the comments below ⬇️

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Tyler

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