The Real Housewives of London Season 1, Episode 11 – “Reunion Part 1” – The reunion explodes early as loyalties are questioned, and Juliet M ends up in the firing line.
It’s that time again — sequins, stilettos, and sharp tongues at the ready! The ladies have gathered at Kennington Studios for what’s shaping up to be one hell of a reunion, and let’s just say… this one doesn’t disappoint. From borrowed dresses and bad fillings to Paddington pride and producer panic, the drama unfolds faster than Amanda can shout, “Back to your swamp!” Host Katherine Ryan takes her seat at the helm — armed with cue cards, chaos, and the patience of a saint — as the Housewives of London face the music (and each other).
🎥 The Reunion Begins…
As the women descend upon Kennington Studios, the mood is equal parts glamour and tension. Panthea proudly announces she’s the only Housewife to have taken the tube — humble brag of the season — while Nessie glows (literally, thanks to her CryoGlow facial). Juliet A arrives in the outfit of the night: a bold “I ❤️ Paddington” T-shirt, declaring herself “the People’s Princess of Paddington.” You couldn’t write it.
Panthea greets Katherine Ryan, followed by Juliet A, then Nessie (complete with a trailing train fit for a catwalk), Amanda, and finally Karen. “Ready to go?” someone asks. “No. Terrified but ready,” Nessie replies. Relatable.
🔥 Paddington, Dresses & Producer Drama
No easing in gently here — it’s straight into ‘The Paddington Mess’. Amanda accuses Juliet A of “lying about where she lives, just like she lies about me.” The two talk (or rather, shout) over one another until producers literally have to step in. “Enough!” one yells. Silence. For now.
Katherine gently attempts to steer things back on track, suggesting Amanda apologise to move forward. Karen, ever the peacemaker, reminds everyone that life’s too short to be bitter — a touching nod to her difficult year. Panthea admits it’s not easy to find the fun again when friendships have fractured. “Let’s start over,” says Karen. Good luck with that.
💃 Fashion, Fights & Fake Friends?
A montage of shopping trips and questionable outfits leads to a cheeky question for Amanda: who’s best and worst dressed? She dubs Nessie “coming through,” Panthea “bossing it,” Juliet A “minimalist,” and Juliet M “over the top.” Panthea then plays a voicenote of Juliet M asking to borrow a dress — scandal! “Everything about you is fake,” Panthea snaps. Katherine, ever the comedian, tries to unpick the tension, noting Panthea’s trust issues with Juliet M. “Yes!” Panthea exclaims without missing a beat.
🦷 Enter #TeethGate
Next up: the most unexpected subplot of the series — dentistry. Panthea recounts how her 21-year-old son was given seven fillings totalling £1,300, without an x-ray. Katherine wonders why she’s more furious with Juliet M than the actual dentist. “It’s about loyalty,” Panthea insists. Karen, slightly confused, asks, “But she wasn’t even there, was she?” Katherine suggests Juliet M take some accountability anyway. Juliet M offers a diplomatic, “I’m sorry you were upset,” which, as we all know, fixes absolutely nothing.
“Dentist — case closed,” declares Katherine. Time for a break.
☕ Backstage Bitching
Back in the dressing rooms, Amanda tells Karen that Juliet A’s comments “came from the pit of hell.” Panthea fills Nessie in on Juliet M’s alleged dress-borrowing antics, declaring her “smoke and mirrors.” The ladies reapply their lip glosses and march back to set, round two loading…
💅 Late Arrivals & Old Grudges
Katherine restarts the show with a warning: “These ladies are not in the mood for holding back.” Juliet A is asked how it felt joining later in the series — she says she already knew a few of the women and came in hopeful. Amanda and Karen then challenge Juliet M on not checking in after the infamous picnic showdown, while Juliet A adds that family and children should be off-limits.
Panthea takes a moment to apologise to Karen for past comments — but it doesn’t land. Karen accuses Panthea of being a gossip who “can’t be real.” Panthea fires back with her best line yet: “I’m not CNN, I’m PNN — the Panthea News Network!” Somewhere, a meme is being born.
😂 Karenisms & Closing Chaos
To lighten the mood (good luck, Katherine), the group rewatch Karen’s “Karenisms.” She laughs that “people are loving it,” but the peace doesn’t last long. A debate over deleted messages between Panthea and Karen ends with Karen snapping, “Shut up!”.
Panthea admits that she does love a bit of gossip — but swears she’d never share anything truly private. Amanda reminds her that the comment about her legs being the widest was “vulgar.” Panthea apologises. Briefly. Then, chaos resumes as Amanda accuses Juliet M of spreading gossip about her, and before anyone can blink — credits roll.
🎭 Coming Up… Reunion Part 2
Next time, tensions erupt again as Panthea and Juliet A go head-to-head (“Come at me!”), Amanda sobs over feeling “dropped like a hot potato,” and Nessie finally snaps at Juliet M — who storms off the set.
The drama’s not over, darlings… it’s just intermission. 🍿
– Joanne 👑
