The Real Housewives of London Season 1, Episode 10 – “Garden of Grudges, Glimmer of Hope?” – Panthea throws a party to remember, but not even cake or caviar can mask the fractures in the group.
It’s the grand finale, darling — and if you thought the drama had peaked at the picnic, think again. Episode 10 comes in swinging with luxury lingerie, whispered shade, and a birthday bash so extra it might just need its own PR team. From tantrums in Belgravia to caviar-fuelled peace talks, London’s most fabulous housewives make sure they go out with a glittering bang.
🌪️ The Storm After Morena
It all kicks off back at Morena, where emotions are running hotter than a Knightsbridge blow-dry. Crew members move in like professional mediators as Juliet A storms off, spitting, “Amanda’s trash — the biggest fucking loser.”
Amanda, clearly done, makes her dramatic exit, sliding into her Bentley and driving off in true housewife fashion. No apology, no goodbyes — just leather seats and lip gloss.
See the clip below for a cheeky little reminder of how we left Amanda and Juliet A at the end of the previous episode! #BackToPaddington
🪴 Calm Before the Chaos
We get a little domestic calm to break up the storm:
- Juliet M proudly shows Tiggy her floral designs by Warren — proper Chelsea in Bloom energy.
- Karen’s at home, chatting with Jeremy about her cooking skills (or lack thereof).
- Juliet A’s busy eyeing jewellery with her business partner, Anisa.
- And over at Panthea’s, the table is set for a cosy family BBQ.
Nessie arrives at Panthea’s house with her children — and a new children’s cookbook — winning points with Panthea and Ed, who cheekily admits that Nessie is more popular than Juliet M. Panthea’s housekeeper Aliyah arrives with a hamper invite to Panthea’s 51st birthday bash. The theme? “The Garden of Sin.” As Panthea puts it, “I’ve got so many sinners in my life.”
🌸 Floral Dreams in Chelsea
Meanwhile, Juliet M meets Jacqui and Warren at Cinquecento to admire the floral installation — flowers in fashion and totally fabulous.
Juliet A FaceTimes Juliet M and calls her meeting with Amanda “the worst” and calls Amanda “classless.” Juliet M doesn’t hold back: “She calls herself a lady, she acts like a hobo!”
🖤 Coco de Mer Chaos
Amanda decides lingerie shopping is the perfect afternoon out, especially with getting back to dating, and invites the ladies to Coco de Mer. As well as a large array of luxury lingerie, a table of different products and toys are also on display. Panthea walks in first, clocking the table instantly and pointing out that Amanda is “very naughty.”
Karen arrives next with an “Oh my god!” before gleefully picking up a whip and teasing Panthea — “Don’t pretend like you don’t like it!” she laughs, while Panthea tries to keep her composure.
But beneath the giggles, the Amanda vs Juliet A tension brews, as Amanda wants an apology from Juliet A. Panthea says that she wants no drama at her party. Karen? She’s just here for the spectacle.
💍 Jewels & Jabs
Juliet A’s jewellery launch party is straight out of a glossy magazine — a sun-soaked garden, champagne, and a table full of sparkling stones.
Juliet M arrives with a gift, but makes sure she’s sat far from Panthea. Karen, Nessie and the others join, and Juliet A wastes no time dropping that Warren doesn’t work with Amanda anymore because she didn’t pay her bills.
Karen’s unimpressed. Juliet M raises an eyebrow in confessional: “To poke the host is bad show.” Nessie just wants to make a charm bracelet and avoid being caught in the crossfire.
🌹 The Garden of Sin
Panthea’s 51st birthday at Dartmouth House is peak Mayfair glamour. We’re talking 55 bottles of Blanc de Blanc, 3 kilos of caviar, endless roses, and a couture Ziad Nakad gown.
The guest list is stacked: Glam-ma Shala, Nessie and Remy, Amanda in a leggy black number, Juliet A and Gregor, Juliet M with Tiggy and Karen with Jeremy – who the ladies finally get to meet!
Amanda wastes no time telling Panthea and Shala that Juliet A’s story about Warren is a lie. “The devil is a liar,” she declares. Panthea urges her to enjoy the night… and the caviar!
Panthea floats between guests, hostessing like a pro, while undercurrents of shade ripple through the stunning venue.
🥂 Swingers, Sin & Showdowns
Juliet M and Juliet A talk Amanda. Panthea and Juliet M fall into their usual back-and-forth about borrowed outfits and castle bills. Juliet M calls Panthea “obsessed with money.” Panthea ends the convo diplomatically: “I’m not fighting today. It’s my birthday.”
Then Nessie steps into her unofficial role as peacemaker, trying to bring Amanda and Juliet A together. Predictably, Amanda walks off, Juliet A fumes, and Nessie mutters: “No amount of alcohol can deal with this.”
When Juliet A turns her irritation on Nessie, she retreats to Remy, hugging him and sighing: “I need another fucking drink.”
🍰 Cake, Champagne & One Last Toast
Ed leads the speeches and kisses Panthea as everyone finally exhales. Panthea smiles in confessional: “You’ve got to just take life for the moment, enjoy that moment, and what will be will be.”
Karen, Nessie, Amanda, Juliet A and Juliet M raise their glasses as Panthea cuts her cake. For a fleeting moment, it’s actually… nice. Smiles, cake, champagne and a photo-worthy finale.
But the reunion teaser that follows? Let’s just say — enjoy the caviar now, darling. The claws are being sharpened.
– Joanne 👑
