RHOM Season 7 Episode 7 Recap: Guerdy’s Petty Party Twist.

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami had everything: glam gowns, charity checks, and a drama bomb disguised as a PowerPoint presentation. Guerdy’s celebration-of-life party was meant to honor her cancer journey and pay it forward, but let’s be real: it turned into an all-out Housewives war, with Julia in the hot seat and text messages lighting up the screen like it was BravoCon.

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📱 The Receipts Heard ’Round Miami

Let’s break this down. Guerdy, feeling betrayed by Julia for bringing up their private issues at Alexia’s Grecian goddess party (which absolutely was about Todd, let’s be honest), decided to clap back. But instead of a one-on-one talk or even a dramatic Housewives sit-down, Guerdy went full projection screen — literally. She displayed their private texts at her party, in front of 40 people, as if it were a TED Talk on betrayal.

Now, was Julia wrong for airing things out at Alexia’s event? Probably. But Guerdy’s move felt less like a “clarifying moment” and more like a public execution. Marysol called it “super f*cking dirty.” Julia said it was humiliating. And Larsa? She checked out after the second text bubble.

This wasn’t a “let’s move forward” moment — this was a Housewives body slam in stilettos.

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👑 Stephanie Shojaee: Bravo Royalty Incoming

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Stephanie Shojaee, who continues to be the MVP of RHOM. Even though she walked into this episode hoping for a good time (still hasn’t had one with this crew yet, by the way), she ended up in a full-on showdown with Alexia over — you guessed it — Todd.

Stephanie tried to stay neutral, called Guerdy’s stunt “distasteful,” and wanted to hear both sides. But Alexia was not having it. What followed? A verbal smackdown that included “shut the f*ck up,” Todd shade, and threats to drag Stephanie’s marriage into it.

But Stephanie didn’t flinch. She read Alexia and held her ground. If she’s not already a full-time Housewife next season, what are we even doing?

🕊 Julia’s Classy Clapback

Instead of fighting fire with fire, Julia took the high road. When Adriana encouraged her to flash her own receipts, Julia declined. “I’m not going down to Guerdy’s level,” she said — and honestly, respect. She left the party shaken, in tears, and seeking comfort from Martina, but she walked out with dignity intact. And that might’ve been the biggest flex of the night.

🥂 Final Thoughts: The Energy Is Shifting

This episode marked a turning point. Guerdy, who seemed to be flying under the radar this season, just took center stage — but at what cost? The group is rattled, alliances are shifting, and Stephanie vs. Alexia is heating up into a full-blown feud. Meanwhile, Julia may have just walked out the true fan favorite.

Also… can someone get Stephanie to a party that doesn’t implode in flames? Please?

Leave me your thoughts below!

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– Tyler