RHOM Season 7 Episode 10 Recap: Seville Sparks, Jet Drama & A Dinner Blow-Up! 

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In case you missed it, we’ve been blessed with 2 episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami this week.

✈️ Private Jet, Public Drama

Two travel styles, two vibes. While some Housewives were lugging their Louis through airport security, Adriana, Larsa, Julia, and Stephanie were clinking champagne flutes in a private jet straight out of a luxury Instagram reel. Stephanie even brought branded pajamas, LED masks, and enough caviar to feed a Real Housewives reunion audience.

But, Lisa wasn’t on board. She skipped the group flight, didn’t tell anyone, and the eyebrow raises were instant. Larsa couldn’t resist pointing out Lisa still follows Marcus Jordan, while the rest rehashed Stephanie’s frosty tension with Alexia. You could already feel the turbulence.

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🏨 Suite Decisions & Side-Eye

Once the Seville squad touched down, Julia decided to gift the grand Presidential Suite to Alexia and Marysol — which, for Stephanie, was a “cute move” moment… until she got her own suite upgrade courtesy of her husband, complete with roses and Chanel. (Honestly, she won the suite war without even trying.)

Then Julia did that thing Housewives always think is a good idea but never is: she told Alexia the girls had been talking about her. Stephanie was livid. As in, “you just boarded my private jet, got my champagne, and now you’re serving gossip as the welcome appetizer?”

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🍷 Pot-Stirring 101: Julia Edition

Stephanie confronted Julia, and it was Housewives gold. Julia defended herself with the classic “I didn’t say specifics” line, but Stephanie wasn’t buying it. She basically said she had “the biggest spoon” in Seville — and she wasn’t afraid to stir all trip long.

Larsa clocked Julia’s quiet instigator energy and compared her to Marysol’s behind-the-scenes puppet-master game. Lisa still hadn’t shown up, but when she did, you could feel the group’s collective side-eye warming up.

💃 Flamenco Tears

Dinner started off charming — flamenco singer, teary Alexia, romantic vibes — but then Alexia decided it was the perfect time to call Stephanie out. She accused the newbie of judging her without even trying to know her, and Stephanie called Alexia insecure. That’s when the chest-pounding “I’m Alexia!” Tarzan moment happened, which will live in Housewives meme history forever.

By the end of the exchange, they “agreed” to move on, but let’s be real… this truce has an expiration date.

🚆 Lisa’s 24-Hour Mystery Tour

Lisa finally arrived after what can only be described as Planes, Trains, and a Lack of Text Messages. She took a detour through Madrid, hopped a train, and then waltzed into the hotel like nothing happened. When the group pressed her on why she ghosted them during travel, Lisa brushed it off, hinting at “reasons” the rest of the ladies wouldn’t understand. Translation: this isn’t over.

Episode 10 proved you can give Miami’s finest first-class tickets and five-star suites, but you cannot check their drama at the gate. From private jet shade to dinner table warfare, Seville got the full RHOM treatment — and we’re only halfway through the trip. With a new episode coming on TONIGHT, I feel spoiled

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– Tyler