RHOM Season 7 Episode 12 Recap: Jet Drama, Seville Chaos, and A Fight That Went Way Too Far.

The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 12 took the cast to Seville, Spain, but instead of enjoying tapas and flamenco, the ladies served up flying insults, jet drama, and a fight that nearly tore the group apart.

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🍷 Lisa and Larsa Can’t Drop It

The episode kicked off with Lisa and Larsa still going at it over Jody texting Larsa. The group agreed that Jody needs to put the phone down and stay out of the drama, but Lisa wasn’t about to let it slide. Things spiraled so much that Lisa stormed away from dinner, retreating to a back room that looked more like a production storage closet than a glamorous Spanish escape.

Luckily, Guerdy swooped in like the event planner superhero she is, drying Lisa’s tears and making sure she signed her legal documents before the deadline. Guerdy even shut Jody down when he tried to keep the fight going. Honestly, Guerdy deserves hazard pay at this point.

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✈️ Jet Privileges on the Line

While Lisa handled legal chaos, the rest of the ladies were already plotting. Stephanie raised eyebrows when she questioned whether Lisa should even be allowed on her private jet to Marbella. Larsa chimed in that she didn’t want to be trapped on a plane with Lisa, and suddenly Lisa’s seat was on the chopping block.

Marysol and Julia were tasked with breaking the news, but instead of just discussing the flight, they blindsided Lisa with a rule about putting her phone in a basket because of her habit of taking notes during group conversations. Lisa flat-out refused, calling it “bananas,” and threatened to remove herself entirely.

🏰 Seville Adventures and Social Media Moves

The group split up, with some of the ladies exploring Seville’s rich history while others painted tiles. During the outing, Adriana urged Lisa to unfollow Marcus Jordan, reminding her that Larsa was using it as ammo. Lisa finally caved and unfollowed him, but when Adriana spilled the news too soon, Guerdy and Kiki accused her of breaking their pact.

Instead of defusing tension, the reveal only added fuel to the fire.

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🍽️ Dinner Disaster in Spain

By the time the women sat down for dinner, everyone was already on edge. Lisa arrived late—shocking no one—and Adriana wasted no time announcing Lisa’s social media move. That’s when the real chaos began.

Kiki and Adriana went from light banter to full-blown screaming match. Adriana called Kiki “ratchet,” which set Kiki off. She clapped back that Adriana was “too old” to be acting this way. Adriana doubled down, claiming the insult was “ageism,” conveniently forgetting she had recently called Marysol an “old whore.” The hypocrisy was as thick as the sangria.

As voices escalated, Stephanie finally snapped, declaring she was done with the entire group for ruining yet another dinner. She stormed out in tears, dragging Larsa with her, while the rest of the women sat in stunned silence.

🥂 Stephanie’s Meltdown and Jet Control

Back at the hotel, Stephanie broke down over the constant chaos. She pulled out her jet seating chart like she was hosting Housewives air traffic control, trying to engineer a way for everyone to fly without fighting. But Marysol and others weren’t buying it, pointing out that using the jet as leverage felt more like punishment than problem-solving.

The episode closed with the group fractured, Lisa feeling isolated, Kiki and Adriana at war, and Stephanie crying into her martini. If this is what Seville looks like, Marbella doesn’t stand a chance!

This season has given us everything so far. Although, the reunion seating chart hints at more drama to come. How you are feeling about Season 7 of The Real Housewives of Miami?

– Tyler